Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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