i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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