clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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