u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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