? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Please, let me fuck your mom
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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