How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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