Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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