I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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