so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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