i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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