dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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