i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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