it was like eating out sand paper
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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