Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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