if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Two words: blizzard sex
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Randomize
