dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just want to make out with him forever
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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