"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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