we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
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