(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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