In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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