i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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