you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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