i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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