i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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