I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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