Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
