so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Randomize
