sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I wear drunk well.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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