I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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