is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
