Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
please come you make the beer taste better
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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