wat bout pragnant strippers??
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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