So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
