Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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