idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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