Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
