you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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