fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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