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say what?
wanna hang out?
oh god the rape fog is back!
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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