I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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