he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Found your dick twin last night
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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