I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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