What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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