Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
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