How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Success! We fucked roommates!
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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