Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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