If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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