and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize