Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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