How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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