Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
handjob tips. give me some.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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