Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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