Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Me too!
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
